Ew

I was pr*gnant in my dream last night.  And  worse, I was going to have it!  fjkdlqù.h f u c k to that.  I was at like 8 months or somethin, it snuck up on me and then it was too late.  Maybe I shouldn't have been talkin so much shit on that 'Didn't know I was pregnant' reality TV show.  I wasn't going to keep it at least.  I think my plan was church doorstep, but I didn't want it to be an orphan.  I think it's Mad Men's fault actually.  Danny and I were watching that before we went to sleep.  Blah, what a strange dream.  I woke up relieved that it wasn't true.  My next dream however, was way more awesome.  We (me becca katie taran lexi misch and probably more ppl) were takin teaquila shots in some room before we went out and then we rode around the room on an elephant.  It was going to be our method of transport to wherever we were going.   It was kinda scary bc I'm afraid of heights.  But scary awesome, not scary pregnant.