Berlin

My favorite city.  Happy to be back, but I wish I could speak German!  I would move here in an instant.  So alive, so interesting, so cheap! and so full of history.  Progressive.  And none of the snootiness one might encounter in Paris.  I can wear whatever I want.  I'll be a little down on Paris until I'm finally settled.  Their system is so impossible!  You can't open a bank account without paying rent somewhere, yet you can't pay rent anywhere without a bank account.  C fou!  And frustrating.  I'll figure something out though, I'm more annoyed than worried.  This is a useless post but, if shit ever hits the fan, I'm moving to Berlin.

This is what I've come up with:

Berlin is to acid! as Paris is to heroin.


Both are cool, but Berlin obviously wins.