Tuesday, 26 April 2011

Je te le dis cash

Dahaha Kristen just showed me this amazing Quiz to help people decide whether or not they should move to France.
http://www.davidlebovitz.com/2010/06/should-i-move-to-france-25-quest/

4, 7, 9, 11, 14, 17 (the link), 20 23, 25
Amazing, lolllllll

Last day in Paris

Ok that's a lie, but tomorrow is.  Triste!  Why do I have to leave right when the weather gets gorgeous?
You win yet again, France.
I would be extremely distressed/upset if I didn't have so much to look forward to..  I would go on about it again, but I will just point you to this.  Anyways, today was my last day of teaching and it was bittersweet...or according to WordReference.com 'aigre-doux'.  I love kids I don't have to babysit, and I will really miss their enthusiasm and my celeb status.  I will especially miss their accents.  Actually in a broader scope (that's not English is it? fuck), accents are what I will miss most when I move back to orange county.  Merde.  And my freedom.  MErde!  And exciting things happening every day...and working 2 days a week.  And the metro.  And seeing lightbulbs going off in my little students brains.  And the frequency and length of French holidays.  And the Cheeese!!  And the wine.  And the normalcy of drinking outside in the sunshine with friends.  I will miss food always being fresh and real.  I will miss being able to walk places.  I will miss speaking French.  And I will miss hearing people speak French.

I will not miss every little thing being unnecessarily difficult and expensive.  Or the lack of toilet seats..or paying to pee for that matter.  I won't miss people smoking cigarettes inside.  I will not miss old men harassing me in the streets.

I will have to get used to not speaking broken English like it's normal.  My French has gotten pretty good, despite what looks like my best effort at surrounding myself with people who don't speak it, however, my English has totally regressed.  It's a joke.  I can't hear anymore if things are right.  I'm not sure if I'm explaining this well but, before I came here I could tell by the sound of something if it was correct.  Unfortunately, that appears to be a skill of the past.  I can't tell what's real anymore!
My Franglais on the other hand:  fantastic.  I will definitely miss being able to communicate with it.

So, my last day was kind of anti-climactic.  I'm quite positive I was above the legal driving limit for my first class (another thing I will miss about the metro), grâce à notre petit pique-nique we had on the canal last night.  So I don't even know.  Fun.  My second school (with my favorite kiddies!) forgot that I was teaching and had a movie-outing scheduled!  Luckily, I still had one class to teach and I was able to say Adieu to the others before they went off for their fieldtrip.  So adorable.  All the little gangsters shook my hand, which I loved, they were my favorites.  And the little girls shyly giggled.
On Adieu:  I love that the French have a word for 'goodbye forever'.  You only say it if you are never going to see the person again, or if the person is going to die.  Or..if you live in the country in some region.  So quaint.

Yesterday I had a very French moment that I want to remember.  I was trying to recharge my metro pass for the week and get rid of all my change at the same time.  The Euro involes wayy too much change.  There is a coin not only for 1 euro, but also a coin for 2 euros.  It keeps your wallet pretty fucking heavy, and difficult to close.  So, I wanted to get rid of it.  The 'rechargement' was 18.35.  so I put in a 10 euro bill and then proceeded to use my coins.  I am putting the last euro coin in AND THE MACHINE SPEWS IT ALL BACK AT ME!!!  Saying that it does not accept more than 20 coins at a time.  Fucking asshole!  So I had to re-do the whole thing with one less coin!  Merci, France, mare-fucken-si.
So that was just silly.  Many things in France are

My hearts been broke for awhile, yours been the one keepin me alive


On the metro hier, while it was stopped at a stop, I see 2 fatty 'french gangsters' charging for the exit:

Side note, I just typed in 'ouech ouech' or aka french gangster into google images and Justin Bieber came up. Well played.  They dress in trackpants with addidas and LV purses.  I don't think they would last very long in LA.
Anyways, I can't find a picture of their type but they were fucking SPRINTING and I was thinking...should I trip them?  They probably just jacked someone's shit.  And then I'm like Nooo, benefit of the doubt, maybe they are late for something important. . . . And then I see the old man sprinting after them and he FACEPLANTS trying to catch up.  It was shocking and horrible.  I almost threw up.  I thought he broke his face :( !  And I started tearing up, which is bizarre because I'm not really one to tear up, and these beautiful boys on the metro were sitting facing me, so they only saw the running boys, not the old man almost die and were confused as to why I was upset.  But then everyone got up to look out and it all made sense.  The mood was immediately one of unease because the situation obviously sucked, but no one knew what to do.  The train stayed there for a bit, which means the metro staff saw it happen, but I don't know if there was anything they could do about it.. LUCKILY, the man was fine.  He got up and lost only his dignity.  So sad.  I hate that feeling of helplessness.  That he was feeling.  He knew he just got fucked over and there was nothing he could do about it.  I fuckin hate that!  And he was an old man, it just made me feel even worse.  Ugh.  At least he was ok.  After a few minutes I stopped feeling sick and turned up my music.  
Wow great story Alex, really uplifting.
I want to live in a world where people don't have to steal.

Thursday, 14 April 2011

You know what I'm excited about?

Everything.  I feel so excitable.  I've had this antsy feeling for years now, it's crazy and hectic!  It seems there is always something to be excited about.  I'm excited I'm in the Balkans right now, I'm excited I'm going to Belgrade tonight.  I'm excited I'm going back to Paris next week.  I'm excited it's sunny in Paris :)  I'm excited to move home and see everyone!  I'm excited to eat burritos and go to the beach.  I'm excited for festivals.  I'm excited to get a job (hopefully as a bartender or barista).  I'm beyond excited to move to Australia in September!  I'm excited to live with Anne.  I'm excited to visit people in SD LA and SB.  I'm excited for California sunsets.
WHAT AN OBNOXIOUS POST
but this is how I've been feeling lately.

Saturday, 2 April 2011

I'd like to give a shout out...

...to 2012!

I don't even know if I believe in you and I don't really care. Take it as it comes. BUT
Thank you for making me live my life to the fullest extent possible, every day.  You rock.